Village Candle
Back in ye olde days of the 17th century, in an old poets cottage, in a sleepy English village !!!!!!!!!?
The old poet Samuel get´s into bed with his wifey, and says to her, get out and blow the candle out !
She replys, but I always have to do it !
I have an idea, says Samuel !
We shall each make a poem up , and the one with the best poem, stays in bed, te he !
Ok then, says the wifey, you go first !
Right says the poet……Let me think…..Ahhh….yes I have it !
Rise monster rise, to thrice thy normal size, leap between the maidens thighs, and rump her till she´s satisfied!!!!!!!
My turn now, says the wifey!
Pout fanny pout, grab the monster by the snout, kick his bollox
inside out !
Now Get Out !!!! and blow the f—in candle out !!!!!!!!!
Oh, my God! Outrageously Funny!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!
You deserve a star for this lovely joke !!!
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Village Candle NATURAL COTTON 16 oz jar FREE SHIP OFFER $21.99 |
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PARTYLITE P7315 CANDLE SHOPPE TEALITE HOUSE OLDE WORLD VILLAGE 2-CANDLE HOLDER $9.99 |
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Large Collection Porcelain/Candle Holders/Villages $9.99 |
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Pfaltzgraff Pottery Vintage PAIR Candle Holders Village Excellent Condition $6.39 |
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VILLAGE CANDLE Pure Linen 9 Pack SCENTED TEA LIGHTS New In Package $11.99 |
video of large candle vigil rally in Aldair village in memory of martyrs 15sep bahrain
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Strawberry Shortcake Cake Topper $7.65 Strawberry Shortcake Cake Topper is made of plastic. This is an officially licensed Strawberry Shortcake product…. |
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Jar Candle Holder $28.83 Jar Candle Holder 5 In. H Holds a 4 In. dia. round jar candle, not included…. |
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ABC Products – Ceramic ~ Snowman – Beverage Mug (Hand Painted – Serve Coffee, Tea, Hot Chocolate and etc. to You Guests). $14.37 Snowman seanonal drinking mug – Can be filled with candy for a gift exchange ~~ Sip soothing tea or steaming hot chocolate from this charming ceramic mug ~~ Made of durable ceramic – Hand painted ~~ Safe for food, microwave and refrigerator – Need to be hand wash for long lasting ~~ Snowman mug size is: 5 in. tall x 5 in. wide…. |
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Monazite C-J-6 Jar Sconce Powder Metal Coated $21.00 Holds 4 In. Round Jar Candle, Store Lid on bottom, Jar Candle. (not included)… |
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Monazite C-VS-155 Bow Votive Sconce Powder Metal Coated $18.60 Candle Votive Sconce – Clear Votive Glass Included… |
